HomeRegistrationsWhy did the Chicken Cross the Road? Jayne Henry August 16, 2018 Registrations Why are we starting this post with a joke? Because it’s National Tell a Joke Day that’s why! So today is the day to make your friends, family and work colleagues laugh (or possibly groan) by telling them your best jokes! They say laughter is the best medicine, so why not spread a little happiness with some jokes, good or bad! Need some inspiration? We’re sure you’ve got some better jokes yourself, but we’ve asked around the office and I’m afraid this is best we could come up with… I went to corner shop last night. I bought four corners. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. The wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! Do you know what the best thing about Switzerland is? The flag, it’s a big plus. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P. What’s Beethoven’s favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa! “I stand corrected” said the man in the orthopedic shoes. My wife draws her eyebrows on. I told her they were too high. She looked surprised. I don’t think any of us will be quitting our jobs to pursue a career in stand up comedy any time soon! But sometimes the worst jokes are the best, so get your gags at the ready and share them with the world. Don’t forget to post your best jokes on social media too, then everyone can join in with National Tell a Joke Day. Do tag us as well, we’d love to hear your jokes! Oh, you wanted to know why the chicken crossed the road? To visit SpeedyReg to buy a HEN plate of course! We have HEN plates for as little as £199 such as BE02 HEN and AE05 HEN. We’ve also got HEN 7Y available, perfect for a Henry, 5 HEN, HEN 4H and many more!
