Famous (and not so famous) car quotes

Everyone has something to say about cars and motoring in general. Here’s a selection of vehicular quotes that may amuse, instruct or entertain…

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. – Dudley Moore

Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines. – Enzo Ferrari

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG. – Bill Gates

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. – Murray Walker.

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike. – James Cagney

Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls. – Stirling Moss

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’ – Rita Rudner

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package. – Keanu Reeves

I don’t run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. – David Attenborough

Photo Credit: “Stirling Moss Ennstal-Classic 2008” by Erika39 – Own work. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons